Weekend Coffee Break

July 3rd, 2009 Endswell No comments

Okay one more until Sunday.

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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen At Your Family 4th Of July BBQ – [Holy Taco]

Nickelback Getting Hit With Rocks and Booed…At Their Concert – [Buzzfeed]

The 3 Hippopoticorn Moon T-Shirt > The 3 Moon T-Shirt – [Clack Industries]

Red, White, Boob – [Coed Mag]

19-Year Old Glendale Teen Robs Pharmacy With 30-Inch Samurai Sword For Oxycotin; Related: “Most Ridiculous Robbery Ever” Occured – [The Denver Channel]

10 Worst National Anthems Ever – [Manofest]

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Happy Birthday America

July 2nd, 2009 Endswell No comments

I’m going to be way too sauced all weekend to be productive here at all, so I’ll post this and bid you farewell until Sunday sometime.

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Also, don’t forget if aliens invade this weekend they are easily thwarted with a punch to the face and a snarky comment if you say it in a Will Smith voice.

Categories: Mindless Drivel

Cubicle Party: Blackstar – Definition

July 2nd, 2009 Endswell No comments

Enjoy your long weekend kids.  Boogie a little bit to get into it.

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North Korea’s Missile Probably Won’t Hit Us

July 2nd, 2009 Endswell No comments

Everybody just calm down…

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Samsung Makes First Sex Tape Ready Phone

July 2nd, 2009 Endswell No comments

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Samsung made the first cellphone equipped with a night-vision video camera.  From Dvice:

“Samsung, the company that feels good about brand-spamming its customers with untold hundreds of barely-different cellphones, finally differentiates itself with the first cellphone equipped with a night vision video camera. Samsung says the SCH-W760’s infrared camera is perfect for users to videoconference in the dark.

Other than that 3-megapixel night shooting trick, this 3G slider is fairly conventional, using a 2.8-inch AMOLED display with 240×400 resolution. Available in Korea first, Samsung isn’t saying if it will find its way Stateside, but we’re guessing this see-in-the-dark cellphone tech will soon be widely available.”

Yeah…that’s what its going to be used for…”videoconferencing in the dark”.  I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of videoconferening videos here in the near future. Just make sure you don’t videoconference with a partner that’s below the legal age in your respective state, or you’ll probably get videoconferenced against your will by some giant guy ironically named Tiny for 10-15 years…and no fat chicks.

Categories: Actual News, Nerdy Shit

Don’t Take My Deloreann…That’s Ignorant! Shamona!

July 2nd, 2009 Endswell 2 comments

The repo guy comes to pick up a repossessed Delorean from this obvious Michael Jackson fan and ends up getting a Michael dance move kick right to the grundle.  The real fun starts around the 1:55 mark.  I had to pause at 2:45 from laughing so hard.  The moonwalk and incorporating “WOO HOO HOO” while he’s sobbing  just seal the deal to make this a contender for one of the best reposessions ever recorded.

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Hitler Just Learned Michael Jackson Died

July 2nd, 2009 Endswell No comments

…he does not take the news well.

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What The Aliens Are Watching

July 2nd, 2009 Endswell No comments

If aliens were intercepting and monitoring Earth’s television broadcasts, this is what they would be watching depending on where they are in the galaxy.

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From Abstruse Goose, Via Everywhere

Enigma Battleship Will Get You Drunk

July 2nd, 2009 Endswell No comments

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Clever bastard Mauricio Harion from Belo Horizonte, Brazil took the classic Battleship game and did what any hero would do, and added booze to the mix.  Sadly, it’s not available for purchase yet, but I guarantee I’ll be puking and making naval references the day it does.

His site here.

Your Pubes Offend Me

July 2nd, 2009 Endswell No comments

Aggressive-Aggressive bathroom notes to start the day.

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From Passive Aggressive Notes, Via Yep Yep

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