November, 2008

I took my first yoga class the other week and I can say its exactly like this…sike you spend the whole class feeling like your joints are going to simultaneously explode while praying the girls in the class don’t do anything sexy in their skin tight clothes so that you don’t boner-time while having to thrust your hips outward… high five!

I laughed so hard at this shit…where’s awkward Waldo? Awesome.

Teen Genius: 5 Promising Scientists Under 20 - [Discover]

20 Pictures Taken At The Perfect Time – [Uncoached]

The 10 Least Subtle Product Placements In Video Game History – [Cracked]

The 7 Most Annoying People At Thanksgiving Dinner – [Holy Taco]

The 15 Most Expensive Paintings In The World – [Style Crave]

Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much – [Banned In Hollywood]

These two retards got married this weekend in Mexico, but apparantly they were officially married on November 20th.  I’ve got two things to say: 1) Let’s hope those guns are loaded and conveniently located the first time they fight as husband and wife.  2) If they indeed refrained from boning until they were married… I imagine we will see a lot of these types of pictures surfacing in the next couple of weeks…its hard to get intimate if your chin makes it feels like you’re constantly having a threesome.

Unsatisfied chin owner

Congratulations!

Brenden Foster finally succumbed to leukemia Friday, November 21, 2008.  I showed him some love last week but it in no way did justice to the impact this kid has had on the world in his short time here. 

CNN’s report on his life, death, and impact on the world.

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R.I.P Brenden.

To donate to the Brenden Foster Food Drive click here and select “Brenden Fosters FoodDrive”.

For those of you trying to get boozed up in the Christmas spirit… a little Christmas power hour mix.

Click the picture for the link. 

Stolen from a bunch of blogs…but since it looks like most of them also stole these… I’ll credit the most likely source based off the photo names: AttuWorld.

More after the jump:

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How To Be A Doper Around The World – [Matador Nights]

5 Ways To Get Rich (Without A Single Discernible Skill) – [Cracked]

The 50 Fastest Guitarists Of All Time – [Guitar World]

McDonald’s Sued Over Woman’s Naked Buns – [TMZ, Everywhere]

Florida State Safety Myron Rolle Wins Rhodes Scholarship – [NY Times]

5 Things You Didn’t Know About The NFL – [AskMen]

“Boyfriend Training” in between is priceless.

Via Yahoo:

“Dr Pepper is making good on its promise of free soda now that the release of Guns N’ Roses’ “Chinese Democracy” is a reality. The soft-drink maker said in March that it would give a free soda to everyone in America if the album dropped in 2008. “Chinese Democracy,” infamously delayed since recording began in 1994, goes on sale Sunday.

Beginning Sunday at 12:01 a.m., coupons for a free 20-ounce soda will be available for 24 hours on Dr Pepper’s Web site. They’ll be honored until Feb. 28.”

Good, now I’ll have something to drink when I’m not listening to Chinese Democracy.  And you wanna know why?  Here’s why.  This WAS Axl Rose:

Axl Rose

 And this IS Axl Rose in modern day:

Axl Rose: Yo-Boy

Case closed.