It probably looked like this...

It probably looked like this...

 Irony…in news form. Via the Associated Press:

“A U.S. anti-kidnapping expert was abducted by gunmen in northern Mexico last week, a sign of just how bold this nation’s kidnapping gangs have become.

U.S. security consultant Felix Batista — who claims to have helped resolve nearly 100 kidnap and ransom cases — was in Saltillo in Coahuila state to offer advice on how to confront abductions for ransom when he himself was seized, local authorities said.

Unknown assailants grabbed him on Dec. 10, said Charlie LeBlanc, the president of the Houston, Texas-based security firm ASI Global LLC., where Batista is a consultant.

Coahuila state law enforcement officials who were not authorized to be quoted by name said Batista had been giving talks to local police officials and businessmen on how to prevent or avoid kidnappings.

They said he apparently was snatched from a street outside a restaurant.”

The High Definite Guide To Life Presents:

How not to be kidnapped in Mexico:

1) Stay out of Mexico

Looks like I can be a consultant at ASI Global.  Seriously though, this shit is fucked up and I hope he ends up being okay.