I knew today was going to be awesome. Via ABC News:
“Michael Jackson has been hit with a $1 billion lawsuit from a woman called Billie Jean who reportedly wants custody of his son.
In a suit filed in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Billie Jean Jackson alleges she is the mother of the singer’s son Prince Michael Jackson II, nicknamed Blanket.
The woman demands $1 billion in support payment, as well as joint legal and physical custody of the six-year-old, according to legal documents obtained by U.S. news program Extra.”
Although I wouldn’t call the barely functional journalists from Extra the most reliable news source on the planet, I had to put this up…even only to be able to use the title of this post.
The court documents here. (Like you’re actually going to read them)
Michael Jackson’s 30th Anniversary Special Billie Jean performance in all its awesomeness after the jump. Seriously… I just watched it again and I’m all sweaty and satisfied.