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aaliyah-3-1 The 90s, in my opinion, were the best years I've lived through.  Music, movies, fashion...everything was crazy in the 90s.  It was a simpler time, when the internet wasn't around to provide access to inappropriate material to households everywhere.  This was a time where MTV actually played music videos, and kids pretty much had to rely on sexy R&B/rap videos and stashed pornography to push them into puberty.  This list is a tribute to some of the best videos of that era.    An era where women let men know exactly what was going on and how they wanted to get down.  Where they weren't shy about their sexuality and what they wanted to do with it. An era of boner jams. Might not be safe for work... Your Boss: What are you looking at? You: The sales reports you told me to look over. Your Boss: Then why are you sweating and not wearing pants? That's exactly how the conversation will go.  You've been warned.  On to the hotness. 1. Adina Howard - Freak Like Me Best Line: "I got you shook up on your knees."' Picture that....and yeah, you get it.  The first single from Adina's 1995 album "Do You Want To Ride?" It pretty much started the "hypersexual" style of music that became popular with awesome female artists in the 90s.  However, this will forever be the freak's anthem....that's it.  2. Toni Braxton - You're Makin Me high Best Line: Holy sh-... I can't pick one, seriously.  Have you ever read these lyrics before...my goodness. [Lyrics] If it was before Adina, it probably could have taken number 1.  It's lyrics alone should have taken the top spot, and the video is ridiculous...ridiculous.   From her 1996 album "Secrets", it was porn put to music by infamous panty-dropper and American hero, Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds.  They wouldn't even need a video, all they would have needed was a picture of her in that white outfit and I would have given her a spot.  3. Lil Kim - Crush On You Best Line: "I'll be undressed in the bra all see through." Kim was a freak, and everyone knew that from the get-go.  Here's the thing though.  Lil Kim can actually rap.  Sure, she bit Biggie's style... but she got nasty on verse after verse back in the day.  Off her '97 debut album, the song featured Junior M.A.F.I.A-mates Lil Cease and The Notorious BIG. There were a lot of songs to pick for Kim, but this had to make the list due to its infamy and the Queen Bee's ability to proudly skank it up in any color hair imaginable.  She's the type of broad to take a man to other worlds one night, then leave him robbed and framed for murder the next morning.

Lil Kim - Crush On You
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4. TLC - Red Light Special Best Line: "I'll let you go further if you take the southern route" The ultimate female rap/r&b group, TLC had a whole slew of "come hither" music back in the 90s.  The video to the 1995 second single from CrazySexyCool was so racy that they had to shoot an alternate version in which the guitarist DOESN'T pull down Chilli's pants.  So...y'know..it had to make the list. Moving on, keep your hands where I can see 'em. 5. Salt N Pepa ft. En Vogue - Whatta Man Best Line: "From seven to seven he's got me open like Seven Eleven" Finally, a song that's not like... "my man cheats" or "my man's a scumbag".  In fact, these ladies do nothing but sing the praises of their men for the entire world to hear in this '94 anthem.  Ahem... take a hint, complainy, whiny, spiteful females that have been releasing songs lately.  Men are awesome, time to start broadcasting it.  Even though Sandra "Pepa" Denton looks like one of the Wild Things from "Where The Wild Things Are", En Vogue and the rest of this video is so hot that most of us could look past it.

【Salt 'n Pepa & En Vogue】Whatta Man @ Yahoo! Video
The rest after the jump: 6. Janet Jackson - Anytime, Anyplace Best Line: "Skirt around my waist, wall against my face" Yeaahhh...that's a good line. The B-Side for this 1994 single was titled "Throb"...nuff said.  Chuckle freely. 7. Monifa - Touch It Best Line: "Call my name and give it to me right." Okay, its not the best line.  However, considering the fact that the lyrics are pretty much the same 4 lines looped throughout the entire song, some of which are pretty blunt and explicit... I had to pick one that wouldn't give this site an R rating.  All I'm going to say about this video is that Monifa knew exactly what she wanted, and her sex life probably declined after this album just like her music career...she was pushing the brink as it is in this video. 8. Aaliyah - One In A Million Best Line: "I'll give you anything you want from me." She's the hottest female R&B singer ever if you ask me... and since you're reading this I'm going to assume you would.  She was so hot that women sweat her.  The song isn't toooo sexually explicit, but she deserves to make any list that involves 90s R&B. 9. Kut Klose - Surrender Best Line: "I'll make you scream my name boy." This '95 act is often overlooked, but how could you not have a list involving 90s riled up ladies and not include a group produced by Keith Sweat?  It shows too, this song is just jam packed with Keith Sweat songisms.  I dare you to try to listen to this whole song and not be naked by the end.


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