Oh No She Di'innnt

December 2nd, 2008 by in Retarded People


Vampire-kid Robert Pattinson (Twilight, didn’t see it) took actress Camilla Belle (10,000 BC, didn’t see it either) out for lunch yesterday in Venice, California.  The problem is…Camilla Belle is dating the oldest Jonas Brother (can’t name a single song they’ve done or any of their names). 

Although I know little to nothing about any of these people, I DO know that the Jonas Brothers all wear promise rings to stay pure until they’re married.  I’d feel sorry for dude…but you missed the boat here buddy.  You know what LA girls like more than promise rings and your commitment to stay faithful?  Boners.  Should have known better son.