December, 2008

…mayyybe a little?

Kid pushes mascot out of the way…then owns him.  Sorry about the lack of posts today.  The internet hasn’t been good to me today.  Smooches.

I think this is the closest we’ll ever come to getting Cthulhu on film…

Found over at Neatorama.

The 7 Best 80′s Action Movies To Watch When You’re Stoned – [Holy Taco]

Top 10 Kama Sutra Positions – [FHM]

Santa Kills 8, Himself, Then Burns Down House – [Breitbart]

Mexican Beauty Queen Arrested With Others In Gun-Filled Truck – [Huffington Post]

6 Real Life Supervillains Of Christmas – [Cracked]

Seeing how the inception of spell check has made the talent of spelling bee kids obsolete (sp? yeah its spelled right, see how that works?)  It could be  said that the only real value they could possibly provide in modern times is one of a comedic nature.  Both in the awkwardness of dealing with fucked up word selections, and the total lack of social graces, which should continue on into their adult lives.  Lets face it.  These kids aren’t out trying to figure out how to pick up chicks or anything.  That’d be awkward.

Former Spelling Bee Kid: Hey, I’m Gunther.  What’s your name?

Not Interested Female: Leslie.

Former Spelling Bee Kid: Leslie…Leslie… can you use it in a sentence?

Not Interested Female: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Former Spelling Bee Kid: No you have to use “Leslie” in the sen- Hello?  Hello? Dumb b-i-t-c-h.

So…here’s 4 videos of some spelling bee kids in the height of awkwardness.

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This time over a rare Pokemon card.  This guy is definitely still a virgin.

Happy Holidays.

Why Obama Might Really Decriminalize Marijuana – [Esquire]

Related: A Conversation With The Guy That Grows The Government’s Marijuana – [NY Times]

8 Old School Toys That Got Badass Makeovers – [Cracked]

A Bunch Of Mugshots That Look Like Santa – [Smoking Gun]

The 10 Most Underrated Christmas Specials Ever – [Topless Robot]

I wouldn’t expect to find a whole lot of new content over the next couple of days.  However, randomly clicking on the categories to the right will result in endless hilarity from before this blog was remotely popular.  As my final post before Christmas, I leave you the following clip from one of the best “Christmas-themed” and “Child Hilariously and Painfully Outwits Grown Men” movies of all time.  I’m sorry I couldn’t find the Hanukkah or Kwanzaa versions. Happy Holidays.

Ahh perfectly timed dialogue…

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