The above is one of the tidbits of help that 9 Year old Alec Greven has to offer the common boy that has problems talking to girls.¬† His book, which started out as a $3 pamphlet to be sold at his school’s book fair, has been picked up by Harper Collins to be distributed worldwide.¬† Amongst the gems of wisdom imparted by this future STD recipient are the following tips:

“It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry.”

“comb your hair and don’t wear sweats”


Not pictured: Guy Getting Any, Financial Independence

Spoken like a true pro… my pickup lines in 4th grade/last saturday¬†involved asking girls if they liked dinosaurs too then pushing them down and running away…it totally worked.

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