First Clip: Fireman gets high while fighting cannibus-fueled house fire in San Diego.  Smiles like a retarded doper for news cameras.

Second Clip: Reporter gets high on air as massive amounts of coca and marijuana plants are burned around him… starts fucking the news up.

Third Clip: Cop and wife make weed brownies.  He starts freaking out thinking he’s dead or overdosed.  Newscasters are unable to hold their laughter. 

I’m prettty sure the first 2 are fake…but that doesn’t mean we can’t make them real in our minds… just like my first 5 girlfriends.