January, 2009

Every Friday… I’m gettin outta here early today unless something awesome pops up on the web…have a great weekend.

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Damn bitch… who casually wields a taser while laughing and playing with friends…lighten the fuck up.

The hippies and stoners over at NORML have something to say to Obama…

6 Inspiring Rags To Riches Stories (That Are Complete Bullshit) - [Cracked]

Top 7 Things To Do While You’re Stuck In Traffic – [Spike]

What Recession?  Exxon Mobil Posts Record $45.2 Billion Yearly Profit – [Yahoo]

Top 10 Music Censorship Moments In History – [Mental Floss]

50 Dumb Quotes From Famous Blondes – [Daily Telegraph]

Fired Fannie Mae Worker Attempts To Plant Virus That Would Wipe All Fannie Mae Data – [Yahoo]

Fuck My Life is a hilarious microblog where people complain about fucked up shit that happened to them.  I laughed my ass off for like an hour to this site today.  Some of the gems currently on the front page:

“Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board.”

“Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room.”

“Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time.”

Check it out here.

A continuation of my Thursday series, paying tribute to the stars of yesteryear at the height of their popularity, focusing on their glorious past rather than their devastatingly disappointing present.

Via Wikipedia:

“She began acting at the age of ten, making appearances in several movies and guest starring on shows such as Baywatch, Webster, Star Trek: The Next Generation and Blossom. She also starred in General Hospital from 1993 to 1995 and had a recurring role on the saturday morning program California Dreams. She apparently appeared in the Badder section of Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker.

Her appearances on various TV shows would lead to her first prime-time starring role as Tiffany Malloy on the sitcom Unhappily Ever After, which ran on the WB 1995–1999.

After being romantically linked to Kevin Connolly, who played her brother on Unhappily Ever After, Cox was engaged in 1999 to Bobcat Goldthwait, a comedian more than 15 years her senior, who played the voice of Mr. Floppy, a stuffed bunny, on Unhappily Ever After.”

Nikki Cox was one of the most popular (read: breastiest) actresses from the 90′s and apparantly REALLY liked the people that she worked with on her biggest acting role.  She’s being honored because although she’s transforming herself from Playboy material (I still wish for it, c’moonnnnn) into an extra from Underworld, she still deserves to be credited as one of the hottest chicks to hit television back in the day.  I’d also like to take this opportunity to wish her the best of luck in the future and to remind her that plastic surgery isn’t a one-way street…

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Gotta love the crowd reactions…

…or he will find new ways to break every fucking bone in your body…

Thanks to Gelo…who also breaks bones (and hearts) without mercy.

5 Horrific Serial Killers (Who Are Free Right Now) – [Cracked]

Top 10 Common Myths About Cannibus – [Listverse]

20 Most Surprising Health Benefits Of Coffee – [Ecosalon]

If Children’s Books Were Written For Adults – [Holy Taco]

How Dyson Made The Best Vacuum Ever – [RD]

The Most Ticketed Cars On The Road – [Life Hacker]