January, 2009

Every Friday…enjoy your weekend.

“Man every word I say should be a hip hop quotable.”

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Found this over at the Taco.  And although I’ve never seen any of the original Star Wars movies*, this shit is pretty fucking funny.

*I know, I know.  WTF.

Via Livejournal by way of Reddit:

“I found this book on my friend’s 84-year-old landlord’s bookshelf. Published in 1965 with illustrations by Edward Gorey, I present to you The Recently Deflowered Girl.”

This book is ridiculous.  Click the picture to read it.

I love how he decides to just say “fuck it” and moves on to sounds… WHOPAHH!!

Housekeeping Monthly; May 13, 1955…bravo.

The Best Bet I Ever Lost – [Bash]

8 Common Resume Mistakes – [Holy Taco]

Great Moments In Sports Groin Shots – [Uncoached]

7 Lessons Learned Working On A Pot Farm – [Coed Mag]

Divorced Man Wants Donated Kidney Back From Ex-Wife – [BBC]

The First 100 Minutes Of Obama’s Presidency (In Picture Form!) – [Mad Magazine/Indecision 2008]

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Related: Awesome “YEAAHHH” compilation video from my previous David Caruso article after the jump:

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…Jerry Springer guests…making the rest of us look a little more sane.

Via B&P

Every facebook album I’ve seen has one of these types of pictures in it.  Via Reddit. 

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Now you can smell like Brian Fontana when you’re courting a special lady.  The offically licensed Sex Panther cologne is now available thanks to Omni Consumer Products.  Their CEO:

“Sex Panther Cologne is the exact embodiment of what a real cologne should be,” said Omni Consumer Products founder, Pete Hottelet. “The fragrance is clean, fresh, and extremely manly. Manly like eating a bowl of cereal doused in motor oil, consisting mainly of shavings from the Apollo moon lander and Richard Petty’s championship 1970 Plymouth Superbird. Manly like walking into a bar and ordering a screwdriver — made out of actual screwdrivers. It’s designed from the ground up to make you popular with the ladies; human ladies, to be exact. So I hope that’s what you’re into.”

They’ve done studies, you know.  It’s over ladies, might as well get those skirts off now.

Men, get it here.