January, 2009

“Fail” doesn’t even begin to describe this…hilarious.

…with the latest forwarded e-mails you can pass along to your children.  My grandma’s forwarded at least 4 of these e-mails to me.

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The 10 Worst Types Of Drunks – [Holy Taco]

10 Gruesome Fairy Tale Origins – [Listverse]

15 Greatest Hits Albums That Are Kind Of A Stretch – [Next Round]

Cute Things Falling Asleep – [Cute Things Falling Asleep]

Killer Of John Gotti’s Son Dumped In Vat Of Acid – [NY Post]

Beulah Presbyterian gets served.

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…with chainsaws.

The Big Picture gives you incredible views of Israel’s anal raping of the Gaza Strip.  Click the picture to see them all.

HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a little late, but he made no comment on it.  Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, ‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’ When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.

About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:

Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.

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