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January, 2009

Okay… Start Celebrating

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Tomorrow we officially have a black president.  Since no television show has done a better job of capturing the joy Obama-supporters will be experiencing the world over than South Park, a couple quick clips from the election episode.

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What tomorrow night will probably look like in DC

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Categories: Barry's Pimp Hand, Videos

Yes, That’s Carlton Banks

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This is why he broke it down so hard on Fresh Prince…

Categories: Videos

Coffee Break

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Happy MLK JR. Day, hope your company likes black people enough to give you the day off.

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8 Racist Words You Use Everyday – [Cracked]

Your Girlfriend’s Comments During The AFC/NFC Championships – [Next Round]

The Best Fictional Beer Brands On TV – [Sloshspot]

Top 10 Worst Plagues In History – [Listverse]

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Clint Eastwood – [Spike]

12 Best 1-on-1 Fight Scenes In Movie History – [Unreality Mag]

Categories: Links

Life Jacket Fail

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From yesterday’s plane crash…someone was playing with his dick when they were doing the pre-flight instructional.

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Categories: Retarded People

Cubicle Party: Ice Cube ft. Dr.Dre and MC Ren – Hello

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Every Friday.  Enjoy yourself bitch.

Categories: Videos

The Office Saves Television

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I’ve always thought I was restricted video-wise to Youtube videos on this blog.  Apparently, if I would have taken 10 seconds to read about how to post other videos I could have posted tons of shit I couldn’t post before because it wasn’t on Youtube.  Sooo… as a gift to you for this realization of mine, I give you last night’s episode of The Office.

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Categories: Links

Probably True.

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Categories: Mindless Drivel

Coffee Break

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Top 10 Most Widely Believed Myths – [Ask Men]

5 Real Ways To Get High Right Out Of Science Fiction - [Cracked]

Craziest Robert Downey Jr. Moments – [Screen Junkies]

Women Feel The Same Way About Anal Sex As They Do About Eating At Chili’s – [Holy Taco]

The Inauguration Day Drinking Game – [Next Round]

8 Movies That Got Songs Stuck In Your Head – [Regretful Morning]

Categories: Links

Tan Lines Say A Lot

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For example, the guy on the left is a douchebag.

Categories: Mindless Drivel

Birds Are Assholes, Terrorists

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Some birds that agree with a lot of people that if man was supposed to fly he would have been born with wings decided to do something about it today.  Via the Breitbart:

“A US Airways plane crashed into the frigid Hudson River on Thursday afternoon after striking a bird that disabled two engines, sending 150 on board scrambling onto rescue boats, authorities say. No deaths or serious injuries were immediately reported.

Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Laura Brown says the US Airways Flight 1549 had just taken off from LaGuardia Airport enroute to Charlotte, N.C., when the crash occurred in the river near 48th Street in midtown Manhattan.

Brown says the plane, an Airbus 320, appears to have hit one or more birds.

A law enforcement official said that authorities are not aware of any deaths and that the passengers do not appear to be seriously injured. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the rescue was still under way.”

All I’m saying is too bad Bush’s on his way out or else we’d have birds on the terrorist watch list or something else that’s probably totally necessary.  Birds are assholes, and they deserve to be brought to justice.   Also, kudos to the person sitting in the emergency row. Everytime I’m on an airplane I look at the emergency exit person and they usually look like the most incapable, retarded people on the planet, but I digress. Enough of this actual news craziness, back to stupid shit found on the web…

New York 1′s Coverage:

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Categories: Actual News