January, 2009

There’s no need for a full list.  This clip takes the cake.  The things I would do to have someone follow me around and play this song while I walk around…

For your grandmotherrrr.

The original video for Ram Jam’s Black Betty… because this song/video kicks ass:

5 Classic Cartoons They Don’t Want You To See – [Cracked]

12 Reasons Why Roadhouse Is The Best Movie Ever – [Coed Mag]

7 Rappers Who Should Act – [Screen Junkies]

Birth Of An American Idol Reject Supervillain – [WWTDD]

The Blog Of Unnecessary Quotation Marks – [Quotation-Marks]

Another Stonehenge Discovered Under Lake Michigan – [io9]

Man I love this poster. Holy Taco continues marching on with their “If _____ Were Honest” campaign.  Click the picture for all of them. 

Here’s perpetual boner-fuel Jessica Biel attending the “What A Pair” event, which, according to their website, is:

“A Celebration Of Duets To Benefit Breast Cancer Research”

This thing is just dripping with bewb-puns.  I won’t take that route though, I follow a higher path here. Super obvious and begging to be used jokes aside, what a selection by the invitation staff for this event.  Nothing can induce the desire for the preservation of breasts than having one of the hottest chicks on the planet display exactly what you’re fighting for.  Brilliant.

I don’t usually put a whole lot of ladies on this blog, mostly because I do this shit at work and boobs on your computer = you’re probably gonna get fired and people think you’re a skeezy pervert.  However, it’s a new year here at The High Def, and with that new year comes new found balls.  Big, brass, don’t-give-a-fuck balls that are as smooth as eggs. 

Soo…here’s Minka Kelly at the Golden Globes.  I don’t know much about her except she has what appears to be fantastic chesticles and she’s on that Friday Night Lights show. Also, I guess she  is or used to date Derek Jeter, which puts him on my endangered species list as soon as I can get ahold of a bat to dispense painful irony.  Ahh murderous acts of violence in the name of love.  I should be knighted.

Just superb…sit back and enjoy a minute and don’t think about the fact that it’s only Tuesday.

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From Donny’s Wikipedia article:

“Donny Edward Hathaway (October 1, 1945 – January 13, 1979) was an Grammy Award-winning American soul musician. He signed with Atlantic Records in 1969, and with his first single “The Ghetto, Part I” (1970), Rolling Stone magazine “marked him as a major new force in soul music.” His collaborations with Roberta Flack took him to the top of the charts and won him the Grammy Award for Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal for the duet “Where Is the Love” in 1973. On January 13, 1979, his body was found outside the luxury hotel Essex House in New York City; his death was ruled a suicide.”

…you’re welcome.