January, 2009

6 Obnoxious Old People Habits (Explained By Science) – [Cracked]

Top 24 Cartman Moments (Actually Pretty Good) - [Heckler Spray]

5 Lost Amendments To The Bill Of Rights – [Holy Taco]

Top 10 Movie Spoofs Of All Time – [Spike]

20 Awesome Vintage Ads From Well Known Brands – [Uncoached]

Are you a meek little pussy that’s afraid to stand up for yourself?  Get some Blagojevich Balls and start punking people the fuck out.

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I’ve been busy and the internet has been weak today (at least in my limited research that usually provides hours of quality mindless drivel for you to peruse), hence the barrage of photographs made by people with more time on their hands.

Tells the counter guy “we straight” then gives daps to the dude on his way out the door…this guy’s cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

…I guess this is how I’d do it if I was a tool from the 70′s.

"Can't see me sonnn."

Boston.com has a pretty interesting article about how to trick your brain into experiencing LSD-induced states with ping-pong balls and a radio, as well as various other methods of mindfuckery.  Click the picture to see them all.

Happy Monday.  Let’s do this thing.

6 Insane Prison Escapes That Actually Happened – [Cracked]

Top 10 Signs Your Car Sucks – [Spike]

Disney Rejection Letter From 1938 – [Flickr]

Carjackee Catches Carjacker With Fake Text Of Booze and Hot Chicks – [WBNS]

Police Finally End 3-Hour Standoff With Empty Shed – [Yahoo]

5 Reasons Why Megatron Should Have Fired Starscream Years Ago – [Cracked]

Obama’s Presidential Tank Caddy Limo – [Gawker]

15 Reasons Mr. Rogers Was The Best Neighbor Ever – [CNN]

A Bunch Of Sweet Motivational Posters – [Brahsome]

The 25 Best High School Movies Of All Time – [Pop Crunch]