Haiku Reviews #1

February 9th, 2009 by in Movies

Caught a couple flicks over the weekend. Since there are other sites that do this way better than me and I’m just too plain lazy to write full reviews, I’m going back to my┬ároots and using Haiku form.


They Took His Daughter

He Killed A Lot Of People

Just Like He Promised

Grade: B


Clint Eastwood Is Old

Foreign People Piss Him Off

I Learned New Slur Words

Grade: B-