Seriously… in real fucking life. Via the Miami Herald:

“With nine people wounded, two fatally, police called it one of the largest mass shootings in Miami history.

But the weekend blood bath in Liberty City — triggered by a mystery gunman who unleashed a hail of bullets on a street dice game — underscored the same themes woven through much of Miami’s urban violence, big or small.

Detectives received conflicting witness accounts of the shooting, including the presence of a second shooter. Robbery is one theory. Police believe at least two guns were used.

But on Saturday, they had no firm suspect description, little cooperation from witnesses and no tips from the public.

”I was taken aback by the fact that so many people got shot and not one person has come forward to say anything,” said Miami homicide Lt. John Buhrmaster.”

You can’t make this shit up, folks.  The police can’t find the guy and no one’s speaking up.  This just goes to show, if you’re going to commit a crime, do everything like a video game, and, just like in video games, there will be no real world consequences…true story.