February, 2009

Mashup of Bale flipping his shit and that awesome kid David from last week…I suppose this was inevitable. Language obviously NSFW.

The 5 Most Ridiculous Lies Ever Published As Non-Fiction – [Cracked]

Top 5 Ben And Jerry’s Flavors Of The Bush Era – [Banned In Hollywood]

The Most Successful Potheads On the Planet – [Coed Mag]

5 Actresses Who Could Replace Angelina Jolie As Laura Croft – [Wired]

Top 10 Intersting Jack The Ripper Suspects – [Listverse]

Via Break and Holy Taco.

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Bonus: stic.man and M1 holding it the fuck down at Chappelle’s Block Party after the jump…gets reallll nasty halfway through

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Midget fetishist and wanna be breast barer Ranae Shrider wrote an open letter to the Hef about posing in Playboy and wanting to change her bizarre fornication practices to better cater to wealthy, womanizing geriatrics.

So…in summary, she’s wanted to be a Playboy bunny to be objectified by men since she was a little girl, one of her all time idols is Anna Nicole Smith, one of her goals is to “work for the betterment of women everywhere by using my sex, intelligence, wit and loving-kindness”, and she wants to bone Hef’s wrinkled, well-used penis.  Sounds like a checklist for “skanks most suited for Hollywood” to me.  Go get ‘em Ranae.

USA Swimming Suspends Michael Phelps From Competition And Halts Sponsorship Money For Three Months (Because there’s no way he’ll smoke more pot when he’s bored, at home, sitting on a couch) – [ESPN]

7 People Who Never Gave Up (But Absolutely Should Have) – [Cracked]

Top 10 Moments Caught On Google Street View – [Urlesque]

5 Surprisingly Weird Things You Didn’t Know About Rome – [Ask Men]

5 Creepy Motivational Speakers – [Coed Mag]