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February, 2009

Where Were They Then: Bob Saget (Early 90's)

by Endswell 2 years, 11 months ago View Comments

A continuation of my Thursday series, paying tribute to the stars of yesteryear at the height of their popularity, focusing on their glorious past rather than their devastatingly disappointing present.

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Via Wikipedia:

“Saget was cast as Danny Tanner in Full House, which became a huge success through family viewers and landed in the Nielsen Ratings’s Top 30 from the third season onward. In 1989, Saget was cast as the host of America’s Funniest Home Videos, which also became a smash hit. During the early 1990s, Saget was quite busy with his career, doing both Full House and AFV simultaneously. In 1995, Full House ended its run after eight years (due to increasing production costs), and Saget continued to host AFV, despite his desire to move on.”

Despite his soon to be discovered penchant for crude stand-up comedy, Bob Saget proved that some people in Hollywood will do anything to get paid. He was simultaneously on two of the biggest shows on television… playing two of the biggest dinks on television, but getting paid copious amounts of money to do so.  Playing a wholesome father and the corny guy that your parents loved served to be quite lucrative for Saget, whose decade long run as a television star surely provided for whatever vices he has to this day. Wherever that big head of yours is now, I hope it’s sandwiched between a pair of large breasts and a plate of coke, sir.  That’s what heroes deserve.

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Categories: Where Were They Then

Mr. Mef In The Boof

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Man this show was the shit when Big Tig used to run it…

“no love, like a stoner without buds/ girl yo ass is flat as a soda without suds”

Categories: Videos

If Nursing Homes Had Olympics…

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Aww…they think they’re competing…

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Categories: Mindless Drivel

Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?

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I think they say “skank” like 400 times…

Categories: Videos

Coffee Break

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6 Everyday Words With Disturbing Alternate Meanings – [Cracked]

Ron Jeremy: My Life As A Porn Star – [Time]

8 Musicians That Need A Punch In The Face - [Radio Exile]

The Best Of 80′s Prom Photography – [Don Chavez]

The 10 Worst G.I. Joe Rip-offs Of All Time – [Topless Robot]

Categories: Links

Blagojevich Apology Video

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From the makers of  Blagojevich Balls, “fuck space”.

Categories: Retarded People, Videos

Layoffs Hurt Everyone…

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Categories: Mindless Drivel

Dollhouse Might Be Worth Watching?

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These are the outtakes of the promos that Eliza Dushku’s new show Dollhouse, which debuts next Friday the 13th on Fox.  I don’t know anything about the show, except that whoever does the marketing for it is a genius that knows the direct way to a man’s heart is through his penis.

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Categories: Hotness

He-Man PSA: Touching

by Endswell 2 years, 11 months ago View Comments

A few thoughts:

1. The exclusion of “priests” in “religious people you should contact about inappropriate touching” is pretty funny.

2. I guess they had professions such as teachers, doctors, and counselors in Eternia.

3. She-Ra can touch me in any wrong way she sees fit.

Categories: Videos