February, 2009

That dude from the original 90210 who doesn’t deserve Megan Fox and Megan Fox have broken up, according to a story that appears to be the last glimmer of hope that God still loves America. Via Us Magazine:

“The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
Fox, 22 (who’ll reprise her role as Mikaela in this June’s sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), and Green, 35 (a regular on Fox’s Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), now “are both focusing on their careers,” the source adds.

Finally….something to counter these “ecomony is in the shitter” and “war in Gaza” stories we’ve been hearing about a lot lately.  I’d say this about evens things out…and now men everywhere can live happily ever after knowing she’s no longer in the clutches of that d-bag. It’s like Disney’s writing real life now…

Another gem from Holy Taco.

The Hottest Women In Food Television – [Angry T]

7 Celebrity Careers That Launched On Accident – [Cracked]

Greatest Bands In Movies – [Boosh Magazine]

Cat Boy Can See In The Dark – [The Sun]

Man Loses Job, Then Wins A $2 Million House – [NBC]

17 Bad Movies With Great Casts – [Premiere]

…and even though these are played out, I thought the idea of how awkward puberty would have been for Steve Urkel in real life was hilarious so I made a few.

Via Holy Taco.

I’ve only played this online like 4 times but every time there’s been some dumbass that does this shit… and it’s usually me.  Sorry.  I’m also the guy that keeps throwing grenades into our base then running in place in the corner until someone puts me out of my misery. 

I’m not sure if I should shake my head at whoever’s responsible for this or high-five them…Sunday’s Scrabble word of the day.

via Boing Boing.