February, 2009

Great Moments In Motorboating History – [Don Chavez]

6 Dream Jobs That Would Actually Suck - [Cracked]

More Young People Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Music – [Current]

Top 15 Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes – [Buzz Pirates]

The World’s Strangest Theme Parks – [Dark Roasted Blend]

… I usually don’t update on the weekends but traffic was booming today so fuck it.

Top 7 Celebrity Killers – [Spike]

Top 10 Greatest Modern Mysteries Still Unsolved Today – [Ask Men]

Why Chick Flicks Hate Women – [Maxim]

6 Hip-Hop Fashion Statements We Wish Never Happened – [Style Crave]

This is one of the most extreme things I’ve seen in a while…man I wanna go drinking now…peace.

I’m not sure if this is real or not, but it looks good enough for me.

Know what you can do this Sunday instead?  Anything but watch these idiots blowing each other’s egos all evening.  Enjoy yourselves and you’re welcome.

Time to get down…it’s Friday sonn.

See the whole set here.  Then try not to beat that annoying dude in the cube next to you the fuck down.

8 Humiliating Japanese Ads Starring Oscar Nominees – [Cracked]

Top 10 Sin Cities – [Ask Men]

Miami Banker Gives $60 Mil Of His Own Loot To His Employees; Kicks Ass Daily - [Miami Herald]

Top 10 Drunkest Moments in Family Guy History - [Adult Swim]

Top 5 Movie Heroes That Did Nothing And Saved The Day – [College Humor]

They really do have it good…

Nerf has stepped it up again with another ridiculously badass gun that spews darts out like a firehose…fucking awesome. Via Uncrate:

“The just-announced Nerf N-Strike Raider Rapid Fire CS 35 ($35; Fall 09) is the highest dart capacity Nerf blaster yet, featuring a collapsible stock, Tactical Rail System, and a new drum magazine that holds 35 darts. Its “Slam” fire mode unleashes a hypnotic stream of darts just by holding the trigger and pumping.”

Anyone else have a nerf boner?  Get it here.

I want to hit this whole family in the face with my car.