February, 2009

It took so long for me to realize this was a parody…nice job presidents.

Brad Pitt’s Oscar Doodles – [Holy Taco]

Top 10 Ways To Get Laid – [Spike]

8 Awesome Cars They Won’t Let You Buy – [Cracked]

Fucking Awkward: Guy Wakes Up From Coma After His Family Pulls The Plug – [NC Times]

Demetri Martin’s 224-Word Palindrome – [Neatorama]

Interview With The Creator Of 4Chan.org, Chris Poole – [Washington Post]

Via Moondog Sports:

“Jim Carrey has vowed to give his longtime girlfriend Jenny McCarthy a financially secure future – after reportedly setting up a $50 million trust fund for the actress despite insisting they will never marry.

Carrey has earned an estimated $200 million with his blockbuster comedies – and is desperate to make sure McCarthy is set for life.

A source tells Star magazine, “He adores her and credits her with his better health and happier outlook on life. (He) wants her to have all the perks in life should anything happen to him.”

I suppose some sort of payment was in order.  It’s got to be awkward being that hot and having sex with a man who gives his penis cartoon voices and twists it into balloon animals and shit.

Then again this is Star Magazine reporting so he probably really promised her a new pair of running shoes or something else they could blow out of proportion.

The fuck did you just say to me?

Over the past couple of weeks, Chris Brown’s image has dramatically changed in the public eye from teenage R&B heartthrob to “someone who knows how to put a woman in their place” or “violent woman beater”, whichever side of the asshole line you’re on.  Either way, a  revisit of some of his lyrics with this new mentality shows a decidedly violent undertone, which could have prevented the tragedy from occuring in the first place if only we would have heeded his warnings.  5 Songs we really should have listened to after the jump, with a bunch of angry Chris Brown pictures to add a little flavor:

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…get all amped out like high voltage brahhh…WHEEEEWW!!!

Dress like a fucking wrestler = eating by yourself

Inner Monologue Of A Married Guy During Sex – [Holy Taco]

Signs You’re About To Be Laid Off – [Ask Men]

Top TV Theme Shows Of The 90′s – [Ice Ice Babies]

10 Funniest Onion News Videos – [Manofest]

Competence: Is Your Boss Faking It? - [Time]

I was reading in the comments that they’re out of business now… I suppose the White Goodman approach to fitness motivation didn’t work.