February, 2009

DJ Scooter’s “A Secret Love Affair”….fucking dope…click the picture

Dj Scooter’s Website

Sleeping Giant Music

I built the track listing after the jump:

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Big fucking L… I missed Dilla’s memorial day by a day but I’m not gonna miss this one.  Seeing how L’s official memorial day is Sunday and I don’t do shit for this blog on the weekends, I had to get ahead on this one and do it up proper.  Quick bio via Wikipedia:

“Lamont Coleman (May 30, 1974 – February 15, 1999), also known by his stage name Big L, was an American rapper.

While still in high school, he caught the attention of Finesse, Joe “Diamond D” Kirkland and Rodney “Showbiz” Lemay, the founders of the D.I.T.C. clique. L’s first professional appearance came on the B-side of “Party Over Here” by Lord Finesse in 1992, the song was the remix of “Yes, You May”. Soon after this Big L made apperances on the classic debut albums from Diamond D and Showbiz & A.G. which were both released in 1992. Soon L officially became a part of the DITC crew which featured numerous New York producers, deejays, and emcees on the mic.

The Big Picture would be his last recorded album, released posthumously on August 2, 2000. It was put together by his manager and partner in Flamboyant Entertainment, Rich King. It contains songs that L had recorded and a cappella recordings that were never used, completed by producers and guest MCs that Big L respected or had worked with previously.

Big L was shot and killed in Harlem on the night of February 15, 1999.”

One of the best that ever did it…proof after the jump:

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5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 & 24 – [Holy Taco]

A Shit-Ton Of “That Guy” Pictures – [College Humor]

The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters In Movie History – [Cracked]

5 Reasons Why Getting Laid Keeps You Healthy – [Care2]

Greatest Moments In Heckler History – [iBored]

8 Things You Should Never Say To A Cougar – [Bachelor Guy]

13-Year Old Father “I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me $12″ – [The Sun]

20-years later and he’s still got a lot of problems…

Via Geekologie.

More over at Holy Taco.

…and now you know…

A continuation of my Thursday series, paying tribute to the stars of yesteryear at the height of their popularity, focusing on their glorious past rather than their devastatingly disappointing present.

From his Wikipedia:

“The Jerry Springer Show debuted on September 30, 1991. It was developed by WLWT-TV to replace its Phil Donahue Show. It started as a politically-oriented talk show, a longer version of Springer’s commentaries. Guests included Oliver North and Jesse Jackson, and topics included homelessness and gun politics.

In the spring of 1994, Springer and his new producer, Richard Dominick, revamped the format of the show in order to garner higher ratings. The show became more and more successful as it became more and more lowbrow, with an emphasis on infidelity. Its guests were typically lower class, minimally-educated, blue collar people confronted on a television stage with a spouse or family member’s adultery, homosexuality, prostitution, transvestism, hate group membership, or other controversial situations. These confrontations often lead to shouting, profanities, chair-throwing, fist-fights, and removal of clothing. Female guests also receive ‘Jerry Beads’ for exposing their breasts to the studio audience, in the style of Mardi Gras revelers. The show garnered huge ratings, and lots of attention. By 1998, it was even beating Oprah Winfrey in many cities, and was reaching more than 6.7 million viewers.

Springer portrayed his own talk show host character in the 1998 movie Ringmaster, though his character’s name is Jerry Farrelly. Ringmaster offers a behind-the-scenes look at would-be guests who apply to a Springer-like show. The same year, Springer also released an unrelated autobiography named Ringmaster; he claimed “I can only think of one title a year.”

He also appeared on an episode of Roseanne during its ninth season, on the 1997 ‘The X-Files episode “The Post-Modern Prometheus”, and voiced a cartoon version of himself in the Halloween 1998 episode of The Simpsons entitled “Starship Poopers.”

Springer was the fucking man in the 90′s.  His show was a media juggernaut and he was so popular he even popped up on MTV’s Spring Break (back when MTV’s Spring Break was awesome). On top of that, no matter where you were, if you saw a  fight in public, some douchebag would start chanting his name, which would result in him getting his dick kicked in and BOOM, more comedy.  You just don’t get quality trash like this beamed into the comfort of your home anymore…

Some kick-ass Jerry Springer Show moments after the jump:

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5 Reasons Being Single Sucks Even More Than You Thought – [Cracked]

10 Most Tolerable Date Movies – [Ask Men]

More Best Of Yahoo Answers – [Urlesque]

More Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas That Will Probably Result In Breakup – [Arguably Useless]

The 15 Most Iconic Movie Masks Of All Time – [Unreality Mag]

The Audacity Of Dope – [The Big Money]

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