February, 2009

Language NSFW

Whenever you get done stalking that girl from your Chem class on Facebook, you can follow the celebrities that twitter all in one place.  So, you can learn what your favorite celebs are doing through 160 character ramblings from the comfort of your home or office instead of in the elm tree outside of Eliza Dushku’s house. (I want my ladder back…and my pants.)

Check it out here.

So Bar Rafaeli is the new cover girl for this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.  She’s uhh…umm…tits? Whoo baby you’re an object! I won’t bore you with words or opinions (mostly because I’m having a hard time concentrating), there’s a body to be oggled at here.

Update: LOTS more pictures…you’re welcome.

Update Again: Pictures fixed.

How To Not Fail At Life  - [Image]

7 Species That Get High More Than We Do – [Cracked]

A Steel Worker Blasted A High-Pressure Air Hose Up His Workmate’s Backside, Making His Intestines Explode – [The Sun]

5 Life Moments Made Awkward By Your Mother – [Regretful Morning]

Top 10 Movie Scumbags – [Spike]

The Top Ten Most Overrated Novels – [Listverse]

Just like other meds, the side effects may be worse than the symptoms… I still want my $600 check, fuck it.

Caught a couple flicks over the weekend. Since there are other sites that do this way better than me and I’m just too plain lazy to write full reviews, I’m going back to my roots and using Haiku form.

They Took His Daughter

He Killed A Lot Of People

Just Like He Promised

Grade: B

Clint Eastwood Is Old

Foreign People Piss Him Off

I Learned New Slur Words

Grade: B-

"I'll chokeslam this bitch right now...say I won't."

I didn’t catch wind of this until today because I had better things to do with my Sunday night than watch a bunch of retards fall over themselves to congratulate one another for mediocrity (read: Richie Rich was on…HE HAS A McDONALDS IN HIS HOUSE!), but apparantly Chris Brown turned himself in for beating Rihanna prior to the Grammy’s.  Here’s the scoop from NY Daily News: 

“R&B singer Chris Brown was arrested Sunday night by Los Angeles cops for allegedly beating up a woman, and insiders identified the victim as his superstar girlfriend Rihanna.

Sources said Brown beat sexy singer Rihanna, 20, after they fought in his car following a pre-Grammys party.

“She got out of the car to walk home. He got out to stop her,” said a source. “Things got physical. He hit her, possibly more than once. She had multiple bruises.”

A security guard at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles told the Daily News Sunday night that he saw Rihanna being taken for treatment at the hospital.

“She’s been released,” said guard Rodderick Brown.

The “Umbrella” singer and Chris Brown, 19, were both scheduled to perform at the Grammys, but pulled out at the last minute.”

First, I’ll say that it should be noted that despite whatever I say during the duration of this blog’s life, that The High Definite does not condone domestic violence (unless its in funny picture form)

...like this.

Secondly, Jesus dude.  You’re on your way to becoming a superstar, you’re dating one of the hottest artists on the planet, and you decide to pull an Ike and try to make her eyes match your sneakers.  There are other ways to settle an argument with your female, Chris.  It’s called chloroform and it’s not that expensive.  I should write a relationship book.