Everytime I see one of these commercials or one of the Carl’s Jr commercials where they go into fancy restaurants and pull the ol’ “this food was actually made by this disgusting fast food establishment”, I can only sit back and imagine the brutal asswhooping I would give to the smart ass piece of shit that smiles and tells me I’ve been tricked.

Piece of Shit: “The pasta you’re eating is really from Pizza Hut!”

Me: “Are you fucking serious?”

Piece of Shit (Thinking I’m cool with it like the people in the commercials): “Yep, Pizza Hut delivered the pasta!” (starts clapping)

Me : “So… I just paid 25 bucks for this shit and now I’m going to have diarrhea…”

*Murder happens*