“An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.”
My favorite part is that the parents are just going to leave it up until their son gets back from travelling, with the entire world searching for their Dr. Manhattan lair all over the internet. I guess the whole “out of sight, out of mind” mentality even applies to 60 ft. dongs on your roof.