“Our warehouse guys peed their little girly panties when this item came in. Everyone freaked and thought it was the best thing since Fire and submarines. This Batman hoodie is a full blown image of Batman screen printed on a full zip-up black hoodie. This is just way freaky. Check out the eye holes. It’s a type of mesh that you can see through while still keeping others from seeing you. (If you have trouble becuase the hoodie’s too far from your face, try some double sided tape to keep the hoodie up against your face.) “
Just a reminder… you won’t be Batman…not even if you REALLY believe. Nothing tarnishes your favorite superhero’s image faster than seeing someone dressed like him shrieking like a female while he’s getting the shit beat out of him. The panicked sobbing afterwards probably won’t help.
Totally unrelated: If you know a Matt Duffy that went to Woodmere Elementary in 6th grade, tell him I want my fucking cape back…and I’m telling.