March, 2009

Top 10 Sexiest SNL Moments – [Manofest]

How White Trash Is Your City? - [Holy Taco]

The 40 Hottest Jewish Celebrities – [Scandalist]

7 Badass Cartoon Villains Who Lost To Retarded Heroes – [Cracked]

South Park Is Taking A Shot At The Jonas Brothers Tonight - [Comedy Central]

Chuck Norris has been on Earth 69 years today, beating the shit out of everything.  So here’s him fighting a bear to celebrate.

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And one of the best Toyota commercials ever

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Annnd… 69 Chuck Norris Facts after the jump, because they never get old.

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If Chuck Norris and the Snuggie had a kid, or if you wanted the benefits of a Snuggie without looking like a fucking wizard, then this bag is it. Found over at Asylum:

“It’s made of durable nylon taffeta, reversible zippers and reinforced soles so that you don’t wear out the footies. Boots, we mean boots.”

Get one here.

I can’t get enough of MagicHugs.

Get it together, middle America.

So fucking true haha…

Saw it this weekend, 10 word review:

Too Much Dr. Manhattan Cock.  He Couldn’t Materialize Some Pants?

…I was a bit distracted yesterday…power moves today, the internet willing.

10 Amazing High Tech Crimes (Which Mostly Failed) – [Gear Crave]

10 Sexiest iPhone Apps – [Coed Mag]

Huge Surprise: A Shit Ton Of Illegal Drugs Got Seized At The Phish Reunion – [NME]

30 Awesome Photos Of Old People – [Manofest]

The After-Sex Flowchart For Women – [Regretful Morning]

Why Does Steam Come Out Of My Vagina? – [Yahoo! Answers]

15 Memorable Movie Stoners – [Rotten Tomatoes]

…and my penis is exposed…which is more frequently than one might think.

… this is what it looks like to get knocked the fuck out.

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