March, 2009

Too nasty…

I think Tyler sums this up pretty well today:

“LeBron James has a profile on “60 Minutes” this week, and in the middle of the interview he casually drains a shot from well past half court.  If you don’t know, his team is in first place right now by 23 games, and quite honestly, his team is not that good.  If he were a computer, he’d be the IBM Roadrunner, and the rest of the Cavs would be a shoebox with “computer” written in glitter and a rotary dial just kind of laid on top.”

10 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet – [Banned In Hollywood]

The 10 Funniest Freudian Slips In TV History – [Manofest]

If “Waiting In Line At Target” Had An IMDB Page – [Holy Taco]

The Retarded Truth Behind The World’s 12 Greatest Mysteries – [Cracked]

20 Amateur Style Hot Girl Pictures That You’d Forward to a Friend – [Uncoached]

 5 Actors Who Shamefully Returned to Film Franchises – [Spout]

…and this picture…

Watching Fox News is like getting your news from the drooling homeless guy next to my office that doesn’t wear pants because it “keeps the boa restricted”, so it was no surprise to anyone that this lovely clip showed up on the web this morning:

Via the grand gentlemen over at NextRound.

I’ve always found Hardees commercials to be absolutely nauseating, and I think a majority of the population that views them would agree with me. Probably fully aware of this fact, they go and get Padma Lakshmi to give oral to one of  their burgers.  Your plan backfired though, Hardees, because I still don’t want to eat any of your shitty food (because it’s still the leading cause of diarrhea), but now I’m going to have to have sex with it.  So, I wouldn’t open any of your stores in the San Diego area, it’s gonna get messy..and sexy…

Top 10 Losermobiles From Movies – [Asylum]

5 Technologies That Turn Handicaps Into Superpowers – [Cracked]

10 People That Almost Destroyed Fun – [Spike]

The Drinking Hall Of Fame – [Sloshspot]

Hip Hop Stars As Youngins – [Yep Yep]

This shit is fucking crazy… click the cheerful picture for the full set.

After months of teaser pictures and speculation… the trailer for Spike Jonze’s Where The Wild Things Are has finally arrived…

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--N9klJXbjQ]

Updated with the Youtube joint because TrailerAddict is being weak.