March, 2009

Via Arbroath:

“This photo was taken by photographer Jack Bradley and depicts the exact moment this boy, Harold Whittles, hears for the very first time ever. The doctor treating him has just placed an earpiece in his left ear. Date unknown. “

This is some touching shit.  Insert obligatory blowjob or drug-use joke here.

Found at HolyTaco.

More hilarity from Jimmy Kimmel… haven’t put one of these up in a while and the internet sucks my balls today so here we go:

7 Awesome Things You Didn’t Know About Mickey Rourke – [Spike]

Doctor Finishes Brain Surgery To Save Patient Despite Having A Heart Attack – [ABC]

Study Shows Semen Acts As An Anti-Depressant (High Five.) – [New Scientist]

7 Awesome Super Powers (Ruined By Science) – [Cracked]

South Park Takes On The Economic Crisis Tonight – [Comedy Central Insider]

Finally got around to it…

I’ve only recently started watching this show On Demand (because I like to demand my shows like a man, not just take what’s given to me) and I’ve got to say I’m pretty sold so far.  This video makes a good case for it too.

I’ve been trying to grow a beard for 25 years to no avail, until I saw this shirt.  It’s great because it serves two purposes, covering your body so you can get into bars, and warning the patrons of those bars to get the fuck out of your way. Get one here.

No matter how smart you are, you’re still a fool for Mr. T to pity.

Via DW.