March, 2009

Via BBC:

“An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.”

My favorite part is that the parents are just going to leave it up until their son gets back from travelling, with the entire world searching for their Dr. Manhattan lair all over the internet.  I guess the whole “out of sight, out of mind” mentality even applies to 60 ft. dongs on your roof.

7 Terrifying Creatures You’ll Never See Coming – [Cracked]

The 10 Hottest Female Celebrity Nerds – [Manofest]

Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles (Yeah I don’t get it either but it’s pretty amusing) – [Holy Taco]

Colbert Won The Space Station Name Contest – [Yahoo]

10 Misconceptions About Common Sayings – [Listverse]

Via Uncrate:

“This backpack-style, do-it-all bag features storage for 36 beers with a quick-grab top opening, a bottle opener zipper pull, an integrated speaker system with auxiliary input, self-draining ice storage, and included golf towel, flask, dice, beer cozies, and ping pong balls.”

I don’t know about you, but I can think of at least 3 types of formal occasions where a 36 pack is necessary if you’re a man… so if you have $168, get one of these here.

I’m of the age where a lot of friends of mine from high school and college seem to be infatuated with getting hitched and making sure every one of their Facebook friends is painfully aware of their situation (is there a “recently divorced” relationship status on Facebook?). So, I went on Facebook the other day for the first time in a while and, besides the Twitter-wannabe homepage change, noticed that the only thing more retarded than the fact that some of these people are actually getting married, is that they seem perfectly content with spewing their bullshit engagement updates all over the place.  I’m not just talking major event updates here, I’m talking insignificant relationship thoughts that no one gives a fuck about.  Well finally, there’s a blog that keeps track of these infuriating textual tidbits and catalogs them for your viewing pleasure!  If you’re bored and want to subject yourself to the idiocies of new love, check out STFU, Marrieds.

Done by the guys over at Tasty Booze.  Haaahhhhh!!!!

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Found on Reddit.  Stolen by yours truly.

8 Awesome Cases Of Internet Vigilantism – [Cracked]

Top 10 Hottest Historical Women – [Ask Men]

69 Pictures Of Females Making Out – [Don Chavez]

What Your Favorite Movies Were Almost Called – [Mental Floss]

The 10 Most Embarassing “Before They WEre Famous” Commercials – [Manofest]