March, 2009

…and narrated by Shel Silverstein himself…this took me way back.

…just kidding, I don’t even think that word was in your mom’s vocabulary.  Count it!

9 Corporate Attempts At “Edgy” (That Failed Hilariously) – [Cracked]

Top 10 Sexiest Victoria’s Secret Commercials Of All Time – [Manofest]

Flying Car Takes To The Sky – [Daily Mail]

Top 10 Aphrodisiac Foods – [Session Mag]

10 Reasons Why Homeless People Choose To Be Homeless – [Homeless Tales]

Here’s a fun fact: Pictures like these = I’ll watch these two talk about makeup, discuss boys, or whatever else the fuck they do on that show that makes me all murdery.  There are pictures with the guys on that show, who are pretty much females themselves, as well, but who gives a shit right?  I have a “no ugly chicks” posting policy on this site, unless it’s funny…then always.

Via Rolling Stone.

…in my pants.  booyah.  This movie better not suck, or I’ll do nothing at all about it.

Via Selectism:

“Two great color options in these jackets from Aspesi available through The Corner right now. The waist cinch jackets include excellent sleeve cuff cinches for those extra rainy or cold day blowbacks. The fit is well suited for any man.”

Real dope jackets.  I like the windbreaker look and the fact that it’s less “lure you into a van with candy” creepy than normal trench-like jackets.

Get one here. It’ll be a recession-friendly $480.

I guess at the height of the Power Rangers’ popularity, they thought it’d be a good idea to utilize the media blitz by producing a dance video.  The following ridiculous-ass video was the result.

Three things:

1. I love the fact that the white dude, having no idea how to dance…since he’s white, and is also a Power Ranger, decided to resort to karate moves in sync with the beat.

2. I’ve never taken a black guy’s girlfriend, but I have a pretty strong feeling that him threatening me into a homoerotic dance off wouldn’t be the most realistic outcome.

3. “Ah man, you beat me in the dance battle… I guess we can be friends.”  Bullshit, guns beat karate.  That guy probably had a gun, right?

via Manofest.

…fuck, everyone go outside.

MagicHugs…again and again.