March, 2009

The 10 Weirdest Infomercials Of All Time – [Manofest]

5 Ways “Common Sense” Lies To You Everyday – [Cracked]

Awesome Collection Of Drunk Chicks Celebrating St. Patty’s – [Coed Mag]

7 Things You Didn’t Know About Steven Segal – [Spike]

“Are You Smarter Than Rihanna?” Ad backfire – [Afrojacks]

(May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997) R.I.P Francis White

I haven’t seem someone stand up to the Hulkster like that since the Ultimate Warrior.  Bravo.

Every Friday.  I don’t feel well so I’m going to beach.  Back to business Monday. Peace.

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Via Coloribus:

Georgia Max Coffee chose to redesign the toilets of a number of key ski resorts in Japan. The cubicles were fully wrapped on all sides, so that the person caught short would have a ski jumper’s view when they were sitting on the loo. The person could look down at their skis (simply printed on the floor of the cubicle) and see the steep ski jump slope ahead of them. The toilet paper holder carried the only brand messaging in the cubicle, reading: “Seriously kick-ass intensely sweet for the real coffee super zinging unstoppable Max! Taste-explosion!”

I’m not sure I see the comparison here.  I’m trying to drop a load and they’re trying to break world records… okay I totally see the comparison.

Via Neatorama.

5 Whores Who Changed The Course Of History – [Cracked]

The Untold Story of the World’s Biggest Diamond Heist – [Wired]

10 Unforgettable Celebrity Microphone Bloopers – [Complex]

Forbes Recognizes Billionaire Drug Lord In List, Fortune Described As ”Self Made” - [AP]

5 Comic Strips That Should  Never Be Turned Into Movies – [Spout]

Three guys, six keyboards, fifteen hits of the 1980s, no girlfriends.

Katy Perry has been confusing us (me, my penis) since she came out. She kissed a girl and liked it: awesome.  Giant rack: awesome. She’s always dressed up like some sort of fruit or cartoon character: not so awesome, makes me feel creepy for oggling her giant rack.  On top of that, for the longest time I couldn’t figure out the difference between her and Zooey Deschanel, who apparantly is not Katy Perry.

                             

Old black ladies will curse anyone out…

Via DailyMail:

“Plunging a knife in again and again, diver Craig Clasen grapples with a 12ft tiger shark to protect a friend.

For two hours he wrestled with the giant, spearing it seven times, even drowning the beast before eventually finishing it off with a knife.

Mr Clasen was hunting yellow fin tuna with fellow fisherman Cameron Kirkconnell, photographer D.J Struntz and film maker Ryan McInnis in the Gulf of Mexico when the encounter took place.”

Who needs a fucking weight belt when you’ve got big ol’ brass ones like this guy.  Some of his more badass quotes from the article:

“The shark made a roll and looked like it was going to charge us so I just went ahead and took the conservative route and put a shaft through its gills.”

“I didn’t want it to go on any longer than it had to. I shot the fish like I would do any other fish and worked it up closer and did my best to kill it as humanely as possible.”

“In the end we had put a knife its skull once I got lose enough to it and use a long blade knife even after trying to drown it.”

Notice how none of the quotes showed any concern for his own safety, just the task at hand of KILLING A TIGER SHARK UNDERWATER.  “Yeah I just had to kill this shark, no big whoop.”  This is hero shit right here.

More pictures and the full article here.