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A Woman’s Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep. One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s gainfully employed; and when I spend won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Rubs my back and wants to do more. Oh send me a man who loves my mind; not another that worships my behind. I pray that this man will love me to no end; and always be my bestest friend. - - -

A Man’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with great boobs who owns a liquor store next to a golf course. A chick who loves to send me fishing and drinking. And doesn’t care that my poems don’t rhyme. Via B&P


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