View Comments I saw all three of these commercials within a 15 minute period on Saturday and even though dating site commercials are in their own class of retarded shittery, Online Booty Call has stepped it up to a whole different level.
Online Booty Call: Less Talk, More STDs.
…who says romance is dead…
View Comments View Comments Shiiiiettt… I might have actually seen this one…
View Comments I’m gonna keep doing these as long as I can find them or until someone makes me stop.
“Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a great and glorious nation. Favourite amongst his subjects was the court painter of whom he was very proud. Everybody agreed this wizzened old man pianted the greatest pictures in the whole kingdom and the king would spend hours each day gazing at them in wonder.
However, one day a dirty and dishevelled stranger presented himself at the court claiming that in fact he was the greatest painter in the land. The indignant king decreed a competition would be held between the two artists, confident it would teach the vagabond an embarrassing lesson. Within a month they were both to produce a masterpiece that would out do the other.
After thirty days of working feverishly day and night, both artists were ready. They placed their paintings, each hidden by a cloth, on easels in the great hall of the castle. As a large crowd gathered, the king ordered the cloth be pulled first from the court artist’s easel. Everyone gasped as before them was revealed a wonderful oil painting of a table set with a feast. At its centre was an ornate bowl full of exotic fruits glistening moistly in the dawn light. As the crowd gazed admiringly, a sparrow perched high up on the rafters of the hall swooped down and hungrily tried to snatch one of the grapes from the painted bowl only to hit the canvas and fall down dead with shock at the feet of the king.
’Aha!’ exclaimed the king. ’My artist has produced a painting so wonderful it has fooled nature herself, surely you must agree that he is the greatest painter who ever lived!’ But the vagabond said nothing and stared solemnly at his feet. ’Now, pull the blanket from your painting and let us see what you have for us,’ cried the king. But the tramp remained motionless and said nothing. Growing impatient, the king stepped forward and reached out to grab the blanket only to freeze in horror at the last moment.
’You see,’ said the tramp quietly, ’there is no blanket covering the painting. This is actually just a painting of a cloth covering a painting. And whereas your famous artist is content to fool nature, I’ve made the king of the whole country look like a clueless little twat.”
- Banksy, “Wall And Piece”
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Chris Brown is back to his ex-girlfriend, some girl named Erica Jackson. From the NY Daily News:
“And while Jackson is “no Rihanna,” the general consensus among his friends and family is that the new girl is going to be good for him in the long run. “[Erica] has a good head on her shoulders; she’s solid,” says our insider. Chris and his new gal pal were spotted leaving a Sunset Blvd. tattoo parlor on Saturday afternoon.”
Brown added, “Yeah… she’s got a good head on her shoulders, but I’ve got to point out she doesn’t have much of a chin on her. I mean, it only took like one or two solid hooks and she was down for the count and she’s awful at keeping her hands up… the fuck am I supposed to do with that?”
This is never gonna get old…
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10 Gunslinging Outlaws Of The American Wild West – [Listverse]
Top 10 Big-Brained Beauties – [Spike]
The 10 Coolest Foreign Words The English Language Needs – [Cracked]
If Your IM Buddy List Was Honest – [Holy Taco]
Top 10 Celebrity Meltdowns – [Manofest]
The 10 Most Awkward Songs To Lose Your Virginity To – [Whip It Out]
View Comments Every Friday… I’m ready to party
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Ever have a stoner buddy that’s like…”dude brah I just totally thought of this…this fucking…BADASS idea for a business that we could..like… totally fucking do and make like a million dollars. WHEEEWWW!!” *eats cheetos*…then it’s always some stupid ass idea that involves getting junkfood in your body easier or being able to do more things while reclined? Well someone decided it would be a great idea to catalog all of these on a website for our reading pleasure. Ladies and gentlemen, highDeas.com.
View Comments This video illustrates the various ways you can kill a coworker and make it look like the workplace did it…or it illustrates the fact that one way or another we’re all destined to die a gruesome death at work…tomato-tomahto.
View Comments Older video…these guys still kill it…
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