April, 2009

It was like South Park read everyone’s mind last night and went in on both Kanye West and Carlos Mencia.  Now, the Kanye shit was funny, him constantly touting himself as a genius and not being able to take a joke…but the Carlos Mencia shit was EXACTLY what I’ve been hoping someone would do to that retard since his stupid ass show first got on the air.  Thank you, Stone and Parker.  Even though it was a cartoon, I still felt a wave of retribution wash over me watching him get beat to a bloody, unfunny pulp.  Cartoon justice may be the only kind we can hope for in this world.

Kanye trying to figure out the joke:

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Full episode here.

10 Pornstars That Should Go Mainstream – [Screen Junkies]

4 Things That Happen During Every Spring Break – [Holy Taco]

5 Hilarious Health Campaigns That Backfired (Hilariously) – [Cracked]

5 Clips From Caddyshack To Kick Off The Masters – [Don Chavez]

15 Strangest College Courses In America – [Crack Two]

Only fact I can derive from this video: Cops either get stabbed or don’t get stabbed when confronted with a sharp, bladed object.  Hooray for learning!

Eastbound and Down is fucking in.

Ah to be young again…

via Reddit.

7 TV Ads That Take Themselves Way Too Seriously – [Cracked]

Why Scratching Relieves An Itch – [Daily Mail]

The 10 Cereal Mascots that Are Probably Also Serial Killers – [Topless Robot]

10 Extraordinary Child Prodigies – [Oddee]

7 Great Arm Wrestling Moments In Movies – [Unreality Mag]

Finally… a product that holds up to common household tests…

Pretty NSFW… but definitely worth it. 

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