April, 2009

5 Classic TV Moments That Weren’t In The Script - [Mental Floss]

21 Now-Creepy Paintings By Hitler – [Veto Corleone]

Top 10 Movie Opening Credit Sequences – [Ask Men]

People Are Already Shitting Themselves Over Dan Brown’s New Novel Coming Out In September. Surprise! It’s about a conspiracy. – [Times Online]

South Park’s Taking On The Whole Pirate Thing Tomorrow – [CC Insider]

The 1969 Sears Christmas Catalog does not like this kid’s pajamas.

Via

I’m gonna keep doing these as long as I can find them or until someone makes me stop. 

“Only When the last tree
Has been cut down
And the last river
Has dried to a trickle
Will man finally realise
That we cannot eat money
And reciting old proverbs
Makes you sound like a twat”

- Banksy, “Wall And Piece”

I only watch the Q&A part of the pageant each year because it’s by far the best part, watching these hot retarded bitches answer questions about topics that don’t involve makeup or receiving penis.  Last night was predictably enjoyable. However, everyone’s talking about how Miss California totally shat the bed on the whole same-sex marriage issue, but I would argue Miss Arizona’s answer deserves a lot more ridicule than it is currently getting.

Miss Arizona’s question last night from a hoodie-wearing, obviously stoned Keenan Thompson: Do you think the U.S. should have universal healthcare as a right of citizenship? (1:28 mark in the video)

For those of you that missed that, here’s her answer.  Keep in mind, it’s a yes or no question about whether we should have universal healthcare like Canada.

“I think this is an issue of integrity regardless of which end of the political spectrum that I stand on.  I’ve been raised in a family to know right from wrong and politics, whether or not you fall in the middle, the left or the right, its an issue of integrity whatever your opinion is and I say that with the utmost conviction.”

Fantastic.

This shit is hysterical.  Not only does he fall, but he pretty much destroys the treadmill with his face in the process.

Family Guy Tried To Stay Relevant With It’s Stoner College Audience Last Night (Full Episode) – [Hulu]

10 Famous Hostage Situations – [Listverse]

For All You Dopers Out There, The Truth Behind 420 Myths – [Snopes]

Tales Of Embarrassing Sexual Hilarity – [I'm So Bad At Sex]

The Mother Of All Lists (Over 600 Lists) – [My Marketer]

8 Awful Anti-Drug PSA’s – [Hail Mary Jane]

…someone’s got some ‘splainin to do…