April, 2009

This is like if they made a movie about Twitter…heyyooh.

Yeah, I’m updating today.

7 Safety Products (For The Incredibly Paranoid) – [Cracked]

Comedian Found Dead, From Laughing Gas Overdose…While Watching Internet Porn; Man That’s An Embarrassing-Ass Way To Go – [The Sun]

Dork Yearbook Is Exactly What It Sounds Like – [Dork Yearbook]

19 Most Embarrassing Crossover Hip-Hop Attempts – [Pop Crunch]

10 Great Actors Who Played Incredibly Crappy Movie Villains – [Topless Robot]

I’m going to hate myself for doing this, oh well.

For those of you that like to waste away your workdays Twittering your life into internet obscurity, Elliott Kember has made it easier to get away with it. Via Switched:

“Spreadtweet converts your twittering activity into a mundane Microsoft Excel-esque spreadsheet, and we’ve been hard at work testing the app out here at the office. Our research shows that unless you’re a few inches away from the monitor, there’s no way to tell the spreadsheet is actually a Twitter client. The dock icon even looks like Excel! This saves us from having to perform the highly suspicious-looking “minimize all open windows” routine whenever anyone walks by.”

Get it here. 

Every friggity-Friday… enjoy your wiggity-weekend.

Via Uncrate:

“We’ve all seen the old pen-to-the-neck trick in movies, but how many pens could actually be up to the task? Well, the Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen ($89) isn’t just up to it — it was designed for it. Made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum, the pen features a pointed end, for use as a defense tool, a blunt end which can be used as a control device, an integrated clip, and, of course, a refillable pen inside.”

Pssssh… Pesci did it with a fucking Bic like it was no big deal.  Anyway, I’m glad I don’t have one of these (yet).

“Can you come in here so we can talk about your poor performance and general lack of proper work attire?”

“Sure, let me get my pen…”

Yeah sonn…

…ridiculous.

My apologies for the drop-off of posts yesterday, you’d be surprised how unproductive your blog can be when your work computer crashes… thanks IT.

Banksy Has A Bunch Of New Art Up – [Banksy]

6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit – [Cracked]

30 Awesome Photos Of John Madden – [Manofest]

5 Pornos Based Off Beloved Sitcoms – [Huff Post]

Pirate Bay Founders Found Guilty – [Buzzfeed]

Top 10 Sex Festivals Around The World – [Ask Men]