April, 2009

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Although I’m not a huge Redskins fan despite living outside of DC for over 10 years, I’ve always been a closet Cooley fan just because he’s a white dude that plays football like a black dude.  I’ve heard the tales of him hooking up with various Redskins cheerleaders and other folklore of Cooley badassery, so I’m pretty excited for his web series.  Here’s a preview.

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7 Retarded Tax Evasion Schemes (People Are Actually Trying) – [Cracked]

Madlibs Of Famous Film Makers – [Holy Taco]

Full 2009 NFL Primetime Schedule (So You Can Figure Out Which Mondays You’re Going To Be Useless) – [Awful Announcing]

The 11 Hottest Fox News Reporters – [Next Round]

Look At This Fucking Hipster – [Look At This Fucking Hipster]

At first I figured this was pretty racist even for this site, then I realized the black guys are actually sticking it to whitey for once so… laughing is… appropriate?

From reddit.

Here’s Emmanuelle Chriqui at a Film Festival that wasn’t held in my pants so I could care less where it was.  She’s unreal.  I’ve made it no secret that I would kick unkickable things (puppies, other people’s children) if she would speak to me…and really speak to me, not this “You know what a restraining order is, don’t you?  You seriously can’t be within 500 yards of me” crap.  She’s such a kidder, always playing hard to get…

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Inner Monologue Of A Guy Crapping In A Bathroom Stall At Work – [Holy Taco]

99 Greatest “Fail” Photos Of All Time – [Manofest]

How To Beat Up Anything – [How To Beat Up Anything]

10 Examples Of Royal Weirdness – [Neatorama]

10 Years Later, The Real Story Behind Columbine – [USA Today]

Via Reuters:

“LOS ANGELES, April 13 (Reuters) – Legendary music producer Phil Spector was found guilty on Monday of second degree murder in the death of a Hollywood actress at his home in 2003.

Lana Clarkson, 40, a B-movie actress, died from a shot through the mouth fired from Spector’s gun in the foyer of the his fake castle home on Feb 3, 2003 in the Alhambra community of Los Angeles. The two had met only hours earlier at a Hollywood nightclub.

Spector, who pioneered the 1960s “Wall of Sound” technique and worked with The Ronettes, The Beatles, Cher and Leonard Cohen at the height of his fame, denied murdering Clarkson.”

Of course he did it.  Just look at this guy, he looks like the bad guy in a horror flick.  It’s like sitting Freddy Kreuger’s ass down in court, knives and shit still in hand, and trying to weigh the evidence.  I’m still waiting for Scoob and the gang to come in and yank this fucker’s mask off.