Sike, you’re going to community college.  From NBC San Diego:

“UC San Diego — a school for the smart ones, supposedly — mistakenly congratulated nearly 29,000 applicants on their acceptance, according to university officials.

Earlier this month, about 17,000 students were offered admission for the fall, leaving nearly 29,000 hopefuls out in the cold.

But on Tuesday, the school’s communications office said an e-mail was sent Monday afternoon to all 46,377 students who applied for admission — including the 29,000 rejects — welcoming them to the campus.

A half-hour later, school officials said, they realized their mistake. Almost two hours after the first note went out, a second e-mail was sent, apologizing to 28,889 freshmen applicants for the mistake.”

I had to get a word in on this since I live here, and I have to say it doesn’t surprise me at all that some pot-smoking secretary probably Replied-All and totally fucked this up.  It also wouldn’t surprise me if she’s as hot as the rising sun and she’s probably all tan and in shape and shit because that’s what San Diego chicks do…so…um…what were we talking about again?  Oh yeah, tits.  Tits are great.