Pregnancy tests are plenty scary, but I think the men in these videos were more terrified of being tied down to the maniacal females than they were having to actually raise a kid.  So, here are 5 videos of complete and utter paternity test relief, in dance form.

5. The White Guy Rump Shaker

4. The Dynamic Duo

3. The Crowd Pleaser

2. Taking The Stage

1. Poppin and Lockin