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May, 2009

The Govenah Wants To Talk About Legalizing Marijuana

by Endswell 2 years, 8 months ago View Comments

“California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger called on Tuesday for an open debate on legalizing and taxing marijuana. A recent Field Poll showed that 56 percent of Californians support taxing and regulating marijuana as a way to address the state’s fiscal crisis. Schwarzenegger was asked at a press conference if it was finally time to legalize marijuana.

“No, I think that it’s not time for that, but I think it’s time for a debate,” he said, according to a transcript provided by Schwarzenegger’s office. “And I think that we ought to study very carefully what other countries are doing that have legalized marijuana and other drugs, what affect it had on those countries, and are they happy with that decision.”

Well of course they’re happy with it.  They’re probably smiling ear to ear, giggling, and eating doritos by the handful about it.  Let’s be honest here.  The proponents of marijuana legalization aren’t even doing it for legal matters, they’re more than likely just trying to facilitate the inevitable creation of Kirkland Signature Family 4 Packs of marijuana from Costco so they don’t have to re-up as often.

Categories: Actual News

I’m Just Gonna Save You The $12 Now

by Endswell 2 years, 8 months ago View Comments

Wolverine…in 30 seconds.

Categories: Videos

Walmart Dress Codes Are Strict

by Endswell 2 years, 8 months ago View Comments

I know exactly what she means. I always have to put on my dressy NASCAR shirt or my nice Budweiser hat to shop at Walmart lately, it’s seriously like going to church or something.

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Categories: Mindless Drivel

Office Rage Compilation

by Endswell 2 years, 8 months ago View Comments

Nothing like a little rage to get you through the work week…

Categories: Videos

Christian Bale Is A Storyteller

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Click the picture if the GIF’s not working.

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Categories: Mindless Drivel

Coffee Break

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10 Porn Scenarios That Seem Highly Implausible - [Cracked]

This Guy Won That “Best Job In The World” Blogging Job – [Express]

50 Truly Frightening Star Wars Nerds – [Manofest]

How To Score With A Bridesmaid At A Wedding - [Holy Taco]

The First U.S. Face Transplant Since Face Off Happened (I was going to put up a full post about this but both the before and after pictures gross me out and I’m eating) - [LA Times]

Oompa-Loompa, Spiderman, & Teletubby Tinky Winky Held After Brawl (Best headline ever) – [Telegraph]

60 Cartoons That Have Faded Into Complete Obscurity – [Gunaxin]

Categories: Links

Apple To Buy Twitter?

by Endswell 2 years, 8 months ago View Comments

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Apple is apparently in talks to buy Twitter for an estimated $700 million…that’s right…$700 million friggin dollars.  Tech Radar gives the details I’m too lazy to research myself:

“Apple and Twitter are reportedly in serious negotiations over a possible $700 million sale of the social networking site, with the deal set to be announced in June if successful.

Of course this is all based on speculation from a source close to ValleyWag, which states that he’s been recruited by Apple and says the two are locked in talks over a potential sale.

The figure of $700 million (around £460m) comes after Twitter turned down $500 million plus shares from Facebook in the past, but apparently a source close to Twitter says Apple’s offer would be hard to turn down.

The question would obviously remain, no matter who buys the company, how would it make any money? Twitter still has to define a business model that would generate the significant income a 6 million user base and over 1,300 per cent growth should be bringing.”

To sum that up, a multi-billion dollar staple and originator of the computing industry that provides innovative products for millions of customers the world over is seeking to spend almost a billion of those dollars to buy a bunch of people’s Facebook statuses and mundane thoughts that have been repackaged and cataloged so people following said statuses can more actively not give a shit. 

Moving on…

Categories: Nerdy Sh*t

Of Course I'm Posting This

by Endswell 2 years, 8 months ago View Comments

It’s gorillas…brawling…with fucking explos- look why am I even explaining this… just look at the picture.

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Categories: Badassery, Mindless Drivel

WKUK: The Grapist

by Endswell 2 years, 8 months ago View Comments

I thought this wasn’t funny a week ago, I’ve since changed my mind.  I guess I got creepy over the weekend.

Categories: Videos

Decisions…Decisions…

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Categories: Mindless Drivel