May, 2009

Kanye West – Love Lockdown

Mims – Like This

Geriatric badassery at it’s finest.

The 10 Sexiest Mexican Women In The World – [Manofest]

30 Things Way Scarier Than Swine Flu – [Guide Spot]

The 5 Most Likely Ways Humans Will Become Obsolete – [Cracked]

Wolfram Alpha Said To Change The Way You Find Things On The Internet – [Independent]

The Girls Of The Stanley Cup – [Gunaxin]

Via Chunnel.tv:

“What if Wu-Tang dropped in at the height of the be-bop era alongside Miles and ‘Trane? Conversely, what if Reid Miles (the design guru at Blue Note Records) had taken a job at Def Jam and survived and kept working into his 100s?

We give you Wu Note, or, Blu-Tang records.

An amazing design remix by a kid named Logan Walters, fresh out of Eastern Michigan. It seems this began as just a personal project to spiff up the album art feature on his iTunes browser, customizing his Wu collection by adding a bit of class to the old Wu sleeve art.”

Pretty dope.  Click here for the rest of them.

…aww, adorable killa bees on the swarm

Thanks to Jeff H.

…or it’d be awkward to come out and have your would-be car thief pleasuring himself next to your vehicle

Audio NSFW

I’m gonna keep doing these as long as I can find them or until someone makes me stop.

People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.

- Banksy, “Brandalism”, Cut It Out