May, 2009

7 WTF Military Weapons You Won’t Believe They Actually Built – [Cracked]

Kevin Casey Puts Out New Video To Intimidate His Foes… With Spencer Pratt…Goes Full Retard – [The Superficial]

25 Inappropriate Ronald McDonald Photos – [Manofest]

Guy Accidentally Shoots And Kills Himself While Teaching Gun Safety – [AZ Star]

Bob Marley’s Cousin Found…In England…She’s White and Doesn’t Like Reggae or Weed - [Times Online]

The History Of Weeds, Brought To You By The Show Weeds – [Buzzfeed]

M. Lobel and Sons, the famous Upper East Side butcher shop, put together a book that will tell you everything you need to know about beef, veal, pork, lamb, poultry, rabbit, and every other kind of meat you can think of.  They explain the differences between different cuts and it has over 150 recipes. 

Get one at Amazon.

Story here.  A trip down memory lane below.

The Missing Link Found? – [National Geographic, fucking everywhere)

7 Things That Will Definitely Happen At Your Graduation - [Holy Taco]

The 16 Coolest Movie Monsters – [Gunaxin]

5 Reasons The Terminator Franchise Makes No Sense – [Cracked]

11 Badass Scenes With Omar Little From The Wire (they missed this one) – [HMJ]

Our economy, once a giant toe of the global economic footprint, has obviously taken a turn for the worst in the past couple of years. With more and more homes being foreclosed and more and more Americans being forced to live in tent cities or shanty towns due to those foreclosures, I figured I’d provide a heads up on some serious camping gear that can soften the blow of the transition from your home to your new transient lifestyle, if you happen to be unfortunate enough to find youself in such a precarious predicament.

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I haven’t posted any clothing/accesorahs posts lately due to the fact that most of the Fall/Winter previews I’ve been seeing from “designers” lately are laughable at best.  Thank God Ikitabi showed up on my radar or else I would have never seen these Ninja Slippers.  I literally cannot think of a single piece of footwear I need more badly.  From the product site:

“The Ikitabi concept is based on traditional Japanese slippers or tabi and the addition of rubber soles gives greater comfort and flexibility.

Traditional Kohaze & Kakeito hook and eye fasteners are adjustable at the opening of the boot, with two different settings to ensure a comfortable and supportive fit. Rubber soles give a unique barefoot feel, both non-slip and ergonomic they provide arch support and ground hugging comfort making Ikitabi a great walking boot – the sole design is even patented.”

Buy them here.  I learned about them here.

The Hatton/Pacquiao fight redone with Street Fighter II effects.

Via With Leather.

Re-venge [ri-venj], noun

1. the act of revenging; retaliation for injuries or wrongs; vengeance.

“Remember when the spaghetti we had tasted funny. Remember when you thought you tweaked a nerve in your mouth because your mouth was all numb each morning. While you were rubbing it in that you had been hired for your dream job to your concurrent boyfriend, I heard you mention your mandatory drug test. I mixed three whole grams of cocaine into your toothpaste. I also put about an eighth of marijuana into our spaghetti. I know you called all your friends and family over the course of five days to rub it in that you found your dream job; paid summer travel, great salary, great benefits, they were even going to pay for grad school. I know you sold me your truck because you wanted to rub it in that they were giving you a company truck. I know you spent most of the money from the truck celebrating your new job in Homer with your “new” boyfriend last weekend. I know you quit your current job because you were starting the new one in two weeks. I know you own the house, but I pay the mortgage because your old dead end job didn’t pay enough. I also know you cheated on me in the house we share. I know you lied when you told me you had cheated and said it was a one time deal. I know you used the condoms I bought. I know you still do, I poked holes in them. I also completely moved out while you were in Homer. I guess the cool thing about paying your mortgage was you never made me sign a lease. I am not going to sell your truck back to you; I’m not going to sell you back any of the furniture I bought. I know you are very confused why I disappeared thinking I had no idea you had been cheating for a while. I know they filled your old job because you told me blubbering and crying in the message you left me about how you miserably failed the drug test and lost your new job after one hour on the job, and you can’t get your old one back. I was going to ask you to marry me in June. Fuck you whore, have fun with foreclosure.”

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Getting owned sucks but getting a cash advance doesn’t have to.