May, 2009

Pregnancy tests are plenty scary, but I think the men in these videos were more terrified of being tied down to the maniacal females than they were having to actually raise a kid.  So, here are 5 videos of complete and utter paternity test relief, in dance form.

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…kind of morbidly ironic considering the meaning of the phrase and that it’s in a hospital.

Story here.  Should be an interesting season for Kentucky.

It can’t even beat Yahoo…Wolfram Alpha gets a resounding “meh” from me so far.

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10 Classic Topless Scenes – [Screen Junkies]

Quest is that bullshit telephone chat service that hasn’t heard about internet porn and still tries to entice you to come masturbate on the phone to a faceless voice in between rerun episodes of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.  I guess they didn’t think they were using enough urban phrases to catch the attention of the black male demographic, so they decided to jam as many as they could into the following commercial.  It’s pretty much a 30-second tribute to played out phrases from the 90′s.

To recap…this was the exact script from the end of that clip with no edits or breaks.

“Pick up your jack and call it’s nothing to it. Holla. Do ya thing. Y’know, let it do what it do. On the real.  It’s off the hook.”

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No sound.  If there were it’d probably be shit exploding and people cheering.

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- Banksy