May, 2009

Priceless

Via Lucas 3 Stacks. Original is here if you don’t appreciate this. The “hoe selection” part killed me.

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From Holy Taco.

At least you’re not these guys…

"...fuck."

Here’s Heidi Montag’s new “music video” called Blackout.  Below it is Spencer Pratt’s rap song I’m A Celebrity because it’s just as retarded as her video and these two are obviously the next Jay-Z and Beyonce.

I’ve already expressed the extreme rage that courses through my veins whenever either of these cheesy fucks rapes my senses by existing within eye or earshot.  So that being said, what the fuck Mexico? Where is this terrible swine flu?  The drug cartel beheaders?  Kidnappers? Fucking anything? They were there for a week…voluntarily…at the height of the scare.  They were pretty much daring your country to give them a violent, painful death and you shat the bed.

Seattle Just Got Sexy: The Stranger’s 2009 Sex Survey Results – [The Stranger]

Surprisingly Enough, Parents Are Concerned With The Non-Descript White Cargo Van With A Handwritten “Free Candy” Sign Posted On It – [KSL]

Top 10 Hottest Movie Moms – [Screen Junkies]

6 Movies Based On A True Story (That Are Also Full Of Shit) – [Cracked]

The 5 Most Gratuitous Fight Scenes In Film History – [Esquire]

Found @

Sent by Tyler, who thinks this guy is a giant pussy who needs to “stop letting that little bitch of a tiger call the shots.”

I don’t know what Invisible Engine’s obsession with male genetalia is all about, see “Cock Shot“, but they’re back with another winner.  NSFW for language and cast iron human testicles, but if you’re too much of a pussy to watch this at work, then you need some iNutz immediately.

Saw this at Manofest.