May, 2009

Everybody get your vests on, Nick Cannon’s angry.  Someone sent him Eminem’s new song “Bagpipes From Baghdad”, which contains some pretty pointed lyrics about Nick Cannon’s wife, Mariah Carey (yeah I still can’t believe that shit either). The former Nickelodeon cast member, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius soundtrack contributor, and LFO/98 Degrees opener is scraping up Mariah Carey’s cleavagey dress strings in order to restore some relevancy in an increasingly Nick Cannon-less world by trying to get gangster on Eminem…through his online blog.  Lots of goodness after the jump:

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I get the condoms and the swimsuit…but what the hell do you need sunglasses for?

This video is so anti-rock and roll it’s not even funny, actually it’s funny as shit.

Via EIT.

“A lot of people never use their initiative because nobody told them to.”

- Banksy, “Banging Your Head Against A Brick Wall”

…everyone else is doing it and I like them views sonn…

Lots Of Really Bad Parents (In Picture Form) – [Funster]

The 10 Funniest Moments In Jimmy Kimmel Live History - [Manofest]

Women Only Listen When They’re Gossiping Or Eavesdropping (Finally Admitted By Women) – [Telegraph]

The Forces Of Evil Are Seeking Shadowhare’s True Identity – [Geekologie]

Every Woman’s Magazine Ever – [Yep Yep]

Top 10 Images Hidden In Cartoons – [Listverse]

The Best Souvenir Rollercoaster Photos Ever – [Lifelounge]

Every Friday… enjoy your weekend. 

Some nude Rihanna pictures got leaked onto the web and they are just as awesome as you’d expect them to be.  These combined with the Cassie ones that leaked this week pretty make this week the best week in R&B history. Full set here or here.  I would post them but I draw the line at scantily clad ladies and crude toilet humor.  However, I figured you should hear it here first.

Best… ever.

Videos after the break.

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