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June, 2009

Which Summer Blockbuster Should You See?

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Holy Taco helps you figure out where to spend your $19.50.

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Categories: Mindless Drivel

Didn’t See That Coming…

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The guy’s name is Gregory McCalium.  He had a party and his neighbor called the cops with a noise complaint, who promptly showed up at Greg’s house and shut the party down.  Enraged, Greg decided the next morning to break into his neighbor’s house with a knife to settle the score.  This is his neighbor, 72 year old Frank Corti:

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“You should see the other guy…”

What Greg didn’t know, was that his neighbor got all those trophies when he was this guy:

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He was a junior boxing champion haha.  Ol’ Greg didn’t see that shit coming. Turns out Frank Corti still has quite a bit of fight in him, and upon seeing his retarded neighbor, proceeded to pound the crap out of Gregory’s face until he looked like someone punched him with a vehicle. 
Full story here.
Categories: Actual News, Badassery

Public Enemies Comes Out Tomorrow

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The comparisons of actual footage versus the movie footage look amazing.  Can’t wait to see this shit.

Categories: Movies, Videos

The Man Wall Almost Made Me Cry

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There are certain moments in a man’s life when he sees something so beautiful, so breathtaking, that he stands there in awe for what seems like an eternity trying to figure out how something so perfect come into existence.  I had one of those moments this morning.  Ladies and (mostly) gentlemen, The Man Wall:

 

The fully integrated unit comes complete with four TV’s, a full-size built-in beer keg with refrigerator and tap, a live sports ticker, a microwave oven, two cigar humidors, a five-speaker home theater surround sound system, I-Pod docking station and a wine rack. The innovation is the brainchild of two designers who saw a gap in the rising popularity of “Man Rooms.”

 

Shakespeare himself couldn’t have composed a more beautiful string of words.  More detail and pictures after the jump:

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Categories: Badassery, Wares And Sitch

Dan’s Divorce Letter = Flawless Victory

by Endswell 2 years, 7 months ago View Comments

Some tawdry language, but I think you’re pretty much used to that on this site.  Someone buy Dan a beer or some kind of trophy.

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Thanks, Sam from Australia, who is probably the guy in this video.

Categories: Badassery, Mindless Drivel

Cool/Not Cool

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I found this video on Reddit this morning and  I’ve watched it repeatedly for the past 5 minutes.

Categories: Videos

GAS Project Update

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I will be making our first donation through the GAS Charity Project tonight at 10PM PST, with today being the last day to donate to this month’s charity.  So far this month we’ve raised over $200 dollars to donate to Operation Homefront.  While this isn’t a very significant amount considering the amount of traffic this site gets, it’s still much more than I expected for the first month considering the donators pretty much had to take me at my word that I was going to follow through with this. 

To those of you that trusted in this site enough to donate, thank you for your continued readership and for supporting this growing cause of mine.  If any of you reading have any suggestions for July’s charity, please send them to feedback@thehighdefinite.com and I will post a profile on July’s charity tomorrow.

Thanks again.

Categories: Site News, Thanks

Coffee Break

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The Technology Behind The Smooth Criminal Lean – [Geekologie]

Top Supermodels Of The 90′s – [Ice Ice Babies]

6 New Personality Disorders Caused By The Internet - [Cracked]

10 Female Child Stars That Became Hotties – [Manofest]

The 10 Best Cartoon Bands Ever – [Funk Jelly]

The Pirate Bay Sold For 7.8 Million – [Mashable]

The World’s Reaction To MJ’s Death, In Big Pictures – [The Sacramento Bee]

Half of Americans Use Vibrators, Study Claims – [Live Science]

Categories: Links

The Alessi Barbicu Probably Boned Your Grill’s Wife

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The Italians decided to make Americans look like clueless cavemen once again, by sexing up the standard design for a grill and creating this beautiful piece.  From Acquire Mag:

“Alessi’s Barbicu is a versatile grill with various configurations that makes it perfect as a portable barbecue for the park or accessorize it with the optional trolley and cutting board for a perfect backyard setup. The Barbicu can be lit with your choice of charcoal or gas and is offered with other optional accessories such as a windshield, griddle, and carry case.”

Simple, clean, functional, and with more positions than a yoga class, which include a friggin hibachi mode.  Your grill feels soo sexually threatened right now.

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Get one here.

Categories: Wares And Sitch