June, 2009

…gets worked on real proper by Slaughterhouse. 

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To answer your questions before you even ask them:

1. Yes, Steven Baldwin is the “star” of this “movie”.

2. Yes, the foreign guy is the villain.

3. The best part is at the :52 mark

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I’ve been doing unspeakable things for B6′s lately…

Transformers 2 comes out June 24th, so Megan Fox (and the other guy in the film) have been flying around giving the rest of the world yet another smoking hot reason to hate America.  I haven’t read a whole lot about the film because movies have been pretty disappointing lately, but from these pictures I can assume it’s going to be just great.  I’ve catalogued (for my UK readers) them by location.  Enjoy.

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Facebook Originally Planned To Auction Off Vanity URL’s – [I'm Totally Serious, Bro]

The Hot Chicks Playing Golf Collection – [Next Round]

Hilarious Scared Reaction Montage – [I Am Bored]

The Ultimate Father’s Day Gift Guide – [Holy Taco]

Where Hip-Hop Heads Reside – [Yep Yep]

The 10 Best Recut Movie Trailers – [Urlesque]

The Coolest Wedding Invitation You’ve Ever Seen – [Whip It Out]

Mother Earth finally decided to take combatting smug into her own hands and started smashing the shit out of parked Priuses (Prii? Priora? Priores?) in Boulder, CO with the nearest available tree. From the Denver Post:

“The 75-year-old maple, downed by a “microburst” of wind, fell just before 2 p.m. between Forest and Grape streets in north Boulder, police said.

Officers didn’t release the injured woman’s name. Her light-green Toyota Prius was towed from the scene with a smashed front windshield and hood.

The second car, also a light-green Toyota Prius, was hit in the front but not significantly damaged, said its driver, Lisa Bennett.”

Haha, this is like a PETA member getting clubbed to death with a can of red paint by a baby seal.  Delicious irony baby.

You’ve heard of the Three Wolf Moon Shirt?  Someone finally beat it. 

Yeah…he’s dunking the fucking moon. Thanks to Tyler from the UK for the pic.

The focus of today’s Big Picture.  Click the picture for the whole set.

My long-overdue recent torrid love affair with The Wire makes this show less and less appealing.  Accurate videos like this certainly aren’t helping.