June, 2009

…so close.

Hahaha I’m not sure how the announcer got through introducing this case without shitting himself from laughter.  Bonus points for Judge Judy punking this bitch out at the end.

Via

…forgot to do these for a couple weeks. 

“People who enjoy waving flags don’t deserve to have one.” – Banksy

Via

10 Greatest Celebrity Paparazzi Attacks – [Manofest]

The 12 Grossest TV Characters Who Get Laid All The Time – [TV Munchies]

5 Awesome Dad Moments – [Next Round]

The 6 Biggest Dick Moves In The History Of Science – [Cracked]

Elementary School Accidentally Shows Porn – [UPI]

Al Roker Goes In On Heidi And Spencer, I’ve Never Enjoyed An Interview More In My Life - [E! Online]

Via Madatoms by way of Buzzfeed.

With the inception of the new Facebook Vanity URLs, I’d expect a lot of funny shit to be coming down the pipeline this week.  Here’s the earliest reports of Vanity URL fuckery I could find.

The Injustice Of Obie Fernandez

Spell-check Retard

Nude Mona Lisa Painting Hidden In Library Walls For Half A Century – [Discovery]

How To Make An Awesome 80′s Action Movie – [Holy Taco]

10 Of The World’s Most Beautiful Ancient Cities – [Webecoist]

The Tattoo Body Map: What Your Tattoo’s Location Says About You – [Cracked]

7 Stories About The Civil War You Were Never Told – [CNN] (CNN’s doing lists now? What the fuck)

Don’t worry bud.  You just keep working hard and one day you’ll be able to go waterboarding all you want, or just blow up a bunch of shit…whatever’s easier.